He is my MACHO MACHO MAN

Friday afternoon, a couples weeks ago, Kenadee came into the bedroom and says "Daddy needs you in the laundry room" as fear of pink undies ran through my mind I zipped down the stairs. When I arrived at my destinatoin I find Tanner (??Jason??) sitting on the washing machine pointing down "SCORPION" and of course I have no shoes. With Clorox bottle in hand "Squish" . . . . moving on into the same weekend . . . . Saturday afternoon the girls start screaming daddy daddy there is a big huge spider . . . Jason looks at me then yells back "mom is on her way" . . . . . "SQUISH" . . . . . moving on Sunday ( same weekend) late evening the door bell rings and Jason answers the door, I could hear our neighbor lady talking to Jason, He says "Hold on I'll get my wife" . . . . . then I hear "DARRRLLLAAA, Karen needs you she has a rattlesnake . . . !!!! J did go get the shovel and clean up the mess after I gave it a good whack . . . . the Lord knew what he was doing when he put the two of us together, one good at communication and one good at Squishing.